I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize