FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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