yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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