I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dicks are not precious.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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