There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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