I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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