You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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