Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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