How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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