Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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