He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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