I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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