i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Damn victory sex feels great
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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