Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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