Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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