how can u be prego again
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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