Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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