I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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