I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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