Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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