We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
