im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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