But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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