No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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