I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
