Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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