yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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