do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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