Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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