Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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