I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We need to get me chipped asap
I touched a dick in church today
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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