dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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