Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You are a genius and a whore.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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