I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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