My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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