Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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