dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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