I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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