Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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