Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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