everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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