they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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