So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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