Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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