just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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