So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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