Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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