So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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