Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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