FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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