He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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