oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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