Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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