that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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