Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
