All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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